10 Reasons I’m Likely Unmarriable…
1) My dog will always get priority over my girl.
2) I don’t like showering.
3) I usually have really bad breath.
4) I only clean my bathroom once every 6 months.
5) My parents were divorced, and I feel that all marriage is doomed to failure.
6) Nobody would be foolish enough to marry me.
7) My clothes are all over the floor like a teenage girl.
8) I don’t make any money.
9) I live off my parents’ wealth.
10) I don’t believe in marriage.
PS: this was supposed to be funny. SO LAUGH!!!
Yours truly, Josh Berkowitz
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