1) My dog will always get priority over my girl.

2) I don’t like showering.

3) I usually have really bad breath.

4) I only clean my bathroom once every 6 months.

5) My parents were divorced, and I feel that all marriage is doomed to failure.

6) Nobody would be foolish enough to marry me.

7) My clothes are all over the floor like a teenage girl.

8) I don’t make any money.

9) I live off my parents’ wealth.

10) I don’t believe in marriage.

 

PS: this was supposed to be funny.  SO LAUGH!!!

 

 

 

Yours truly,   Josh Berkowitz  

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